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Bienvenue dans WordPress !

Voilà, après de longues heures à migrer manuellement mon site de l’ancien moteur SPIP au nouveau, WordPress, je pense qu’il est temps de le rentre publique. Migration manuelle, en effet, car les comptes rendus de diverses tentatives que j’ai pu trouver sur le net se sont révélés infructueux (ici en français et ici en espagnol). Résultat migration manuelle de tous les articles, ce qui m’a permis d’en améliorer certains.

Le nouveau moteur devrait permettre plus d’ouverture sur le monde. SPIP était un bon moteur mais à part quelques sites persos français, quelques assoces autour des mouvements informatiques “libres”, la communauté n’est pas grande. Pour le reste, on retrouve les mêmes fonctions qu’avant : commentaires, catégories, etc. Les principaux changements sont que A) la partie anglaise et la partie française du site ne sont plus séparés et B) il y a une option de recherche en haut de la page. Il y a aussi une meilleure intégration avec ma galerie même si pour l’instant elle est en travaux – beaucoup de mes descriptions sont passées à la trappe lors d’une mise à jour (à cause des accents).

Au passage, j’ai créé une nouvelle bannière à partir d’une photo prise en Norvège il y a un peu plus d’un an.

En tout cas, bienvenue sur le nouveau site !

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Meilleurs vœux !

Bonne année à tous !

Un peu en retard certes, tout comme les cartes de bonne année que j’ai postées de Suède. Rentré de France à la toute fin de Décembre, je me suis mis en quête de quelques cartes dans le style suédois pour envoyer à ma famille. Et bien, en deux semaines, impossible d’en trouver une seule ! Pas de gott nytt år, pas de god jul, rien !

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Renseignements pris auprès d’un Suédois, il semblerait que les cartes de vœux en Suède sont échangées avant Noël, ce qui explique sans doute que Posten/la Poste fournisse dès la mi-novembre une liste des dates limites auxquelles il faut envoyer ses cartes et colis à destination du monde entier afin qu’ils soient reçus à temps pour Noël.

Notez donc dans vos petits carnets d’envoyer en avance vos prochaines cartes de vœux à vos amis suédois !

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Brushing with the Swedish Judicial System

I’ve probably had more contact with the police than the average person might expect to have, considering that I’m a law abiding citizen (of two countries) and I’m not one for excessive drinking or anything that could get me into trouble. This is entirely due to the fact that the world is full of stupid people.

Yes, stupid people. In the age of technology where most people pay with a debit or credit card, in an age where an increasingly large number of people download movies and thus put the video store out of business, in an age of video surveillance cameras – what smart person would think to rob or commit theft in a video store? They wouldn’t, of course. Yet they do, surprisingly often despite the precautions we take against it. One fateful evening two men decided the law did not apply to them, and that there would be no repercussions. Working together one distracted me with questions about the movie I was playing on TV (Underworld) while the other one walked out of the store with over 60 movies. I chased after them, and had “suck my dick” shouted at me and a movie thrown at me for my trouble. I ran back inside to call the emergency number, only to be told that wasn’t appropriate and be hung up on.

Eventually I did get a hold of someone willing to do his job, not that the police that finally visited the store did anything other than take my statement – they refused to even watch the video. Luckily, deepthro… I mean… a friend to the store… managed to identify one of the perpetrators, the distracter. I had the utmost joy of looking at a stack of mug shots to identify the second, mr. “suck my cock”, which took me about two seconds. God bless the memory of a woman scorned.

I thought that would be all, but to my surprise, my sworn testimony was still needed at the trial against perpetrator #1 (I have no idea what’s going on with perpetrator #2). I feverishly tried to get all the information I could possibly scrounge about legal proceedings and what I would be required to do with help from the Swedish courts webpage. Luckily it was pretty straightforward, and I had my manager/role-model with me for support, she even sat down for a little fika (a swedish coffee break, only with the coffee replaced by sweet delicious creaming hot cocoa with whipped cream for me) to calm me down.

The experience was educational, if slightly negative. The proceedings started late, and no note was put on the door to warn us – and the woman in reception was of no help at all, as well as having the appearance of an alien who hadn’t gotten the hang of pretending to be human. We were waiting in the same area as his family eventually came to wait, all of whom I knew and had rented movies to/given movie advice to many many times. I, of course, didn’t realize that they were his family until AFTER I offered a cough drop to the woman coughing since I had other worries on my mind. The “bad guy” was brought up the stairs, handcuffed and escorted by two policemen past his family and myself and into a private room. The prosecutor explained what would happen (I didn’t tell him I’d already read the website, it never hurts to get more confirmation) to prepare me, and then I was to wait until I was called in.

I had to be sworn in by a very pleasant chairperson who said the oath and then I repeated after her: “I (your name) promise and affirm on my honour and faith that I will tell the whole truth and not omit, add or change anything.” (”Jag (ditt namn) lovar och försäkrar på heder och samvete, att jag skall säga hela sanningen och intet förtiga, tillägga eller förändra.”) Then I was asked to repeat the events of the evening, which I did. Shaking like a leaf the whole time, with my hands clenched together and trying to avoid looking at “the bad guy”. By the end of the story, my jaw was nearly vibrating my teeth together. I answered a few questions, although I have to say the defence attorney’s question wasn’t really a question and thus I had no way to answer it. “What direction was the other man standing”. Uhm, I don’t know… east? No, I didn’t answer that. I just told him that I was sorry but I didn’t understand the question, and he changed it to “did you come closer to the second man upon leaving the counter?”

After my testimony, I was free to stay, but I just booked it out of there as fast as I could, so I don’t even know what happened in the end. Maybe I’ll read about it in the paper, maybe I’ll get a letter. I also don’t know what will happen with the second perpetrator. I know the one I testified against was wanted on other charges as well, which is how he ended up in custody.

But all I could think about was if this was how horrible the entire experience felt for me, how awful is it for the family to watch the proceedings? How much worse is it for a rape victim? I truly hope I never need to do it again, but I’m glad I did do it. I’m glad I’ve done my duty and I’ve done what’s right, despite all my fears of reprisal. I was also compensated for the loss of salary due to being needed in court, which was a nice surprise.

And people? Don’t rob your fucking local video store.

postscript: Thanks to HL for supporting me, the designer of www.domstol.se and BaroqueW for giving Bunny a photoshoot.

postscript²: I love Bunny!

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Quel personnage de Star Wars êtes-vous ?

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How to Enjoy a Proper Cheese Fondue

First you need to be aware that fondue comes from Switzerland. Not the chocolate fondue either, but real proper cheese fondue. Yes, “fondue” is a French word. Do you know what language they speak in Switzerland? French! Learn something new every day.

That said, you will need a few things for your fondue.

  • A Swiss earthenware fondue pot, preferably with red and white decorations with accompanying fondue forks
  • Real Swiss cheese, not American cheese that’s labeled “Swiss” just because it has holes in it
  • People speaking French with cute Swiss accents

Kidnapping tends to be frowned upon in today’s society, so cultivating friendships with Swiss people would probably be helpful. KTH campus is a good place to find them (well, it worked for me anyway). Then you can be lazy and hope that they provide the other vital ingredients, muhahahaha.

Baroquew and I managed to succeed in being invited to a fondue dinner hosted by Grégoire and Angela, who you may remember from my adventures in flying. While standing slightly out of the way watching wine be

poured onto the cheese in the fondue pot on the stove, like an alcoholic sacrifice to the cheese gods, I realized that I had no idea what fondue really was, except something involving dipping something into something. Very vague. But apparently it’s not just a bygone of the 60s and 70s and the age of key parties when people really shared everything.

Instead it comes from Swiss townspeople who ran out of fresh foods in the winter months, and needed to liven up their stale breads and dried out cheeses. Sounds tasty, right? Well if you’re going to be picky about it, who was the first person who looked at a cow and said “Hey, how about I squeeze the juice out of that and let it rot in a dark room for months before I eat it?” People make due with what they can, and sometimes they get really good at it. So wine, garlic, and other spices were added and together a community ate out of one pot to symbolically show community spirit.

Of course, we have new traditions now: such as how to punish the person who loses their bread in the cheese, or how to fight miniature battles over the last scrapings of cheese. Your new Swiss friends (and French ones as well, they can’t resist cheese and will show up immediately) will be happy to explain the details and go into fond reminisces of other fondue dinners. The tricky part is getting them to do it in English.

Also, one must remember never to react when visiting a student corridor and being given a large mixing bowl to make tea in. Much like the colonizers of the fondue frontier, students are geniuses when it comes to making do with what they have and doing it very well.

My thanks to Grégoire and Angela for inviting us for proper Swiss fondue. It was surprisingly delicious even to my untutored American palate. Bread and cheese has never tasted so good, or been so fun to eat.

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