BaroqueW

After a “Swedish” joke on emos (French only), here is a longer list of emo jokes. Enjoy!

Urban Dictionary’s definition of emos: Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle.

• Have you heard about the new Emo grass? No need for a lawnmower, it cuts itself.
• How many emo’s does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let them cry in the dark.
• How many emo’s does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change it and one to write a poem about how much they miss the old one.
• How do you get an emo down from a tree? You cut the rope .
• How many emos does it take to microwave a burrito? Four. One to cry about it on LiveJournal. One to make a Myspace about it. One to take a picture of them taking a picture of themselves in a mirror and post it on LiveJournal and MySpace. The other to make the burrito.
• What do you say when 1,000 emo’s are running through town? The cliff is that way.
• How do you stop an emo from drowning? Tell him to write a song about it .
• How do you save a drowning emo?!? -I dunno… -Good!
• What do Emos use as birth control? Their personality.
• I had a really down Emo friend, so tried to cheer him up by taking him out for drinks! Didn’t go as planned, the bar had to kick him out for ’Happy Hour’.
• How does an emo kid describe a glass of water- as half full or half empty? Half full… of tears.

December 26th, 2006 | Posted by BaroqueW | Tags: emo, joke |