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Sloppy Apple

After making of the launch of their iPhone 3GS a big event full of rejoicing for the nerd herds and apple maniacs, Apple is getting sloppy with the unlucky ones that won’t get their new iPhone early.

In Sweden, it’s only discreetly that Telia announced, a few weeks after the official keynote and 10 days after the release in some other countries of Europe, that the iPhone would only reach god-forsaken Sweden on July 31st.

iPhone 3G discreetly coming to a shop near you, on July 31st

For Apple, the iPhone is already available all over the world except a couple of poor African countries.

Apple - iPhone: NOT released in Sweden yet

Also, note to Apple, most people do not speak Spanish in Sweden. So hey, don’t forget that having a popular product doesn’t mean you can get sloppy!No hablo svenska

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Brushing with the Swedish Judicial System

I’ve probably had more contact with the police than the average person might expect to have, considering that I’m a law abiding citizen (of two countries) and I’m not one for excessive drinking or anything that could get me into trouble. This is entirely due to the fact that the world is full of stupid people.

Yes, stupid people. In the age of technology where most people pay with a debit or credit card, in an age where an increasingly large number of people download movies and thus put the video store out of business, in an age of video surveillance cameras – what smart person would think to rob or commit theft in a video store? They wouldn’t, of course. Yet they do, surprisingly often despite the precautions we take against it. One fateful evening two men decided the law did not apply to them, and that there would be no repercussions. Working together one distracted me with questions about the movie I was playing on TV (Underworld) while the other one walked out of the store with over 60 movies. I chased after them, and had “suck my dick” shouted at me and a movie thrown at me for my trouble. I ran back inside to call the emergency number, only to be told that wasn’t appropriate and be hung up on.

Eventually I did get a hold of someone willing to do his job, not that the police that finally visited the store did anything other than take my statement – they refused to even watch the video. Luckily, deepthro… I mean… a friend to the store… managed to identify one of the perpetrators, the distracter. I had the utmost joy of looking at a stack of mug shots to identify the second, mr. “suck my cock”, which took me about two seconds. God bless the memory of a woman scorned.

Hot cocoa can make anyone feel better

I thought that would be all, but to my surprise, my sworn testimony was still needed at the trial against perpetrator #1 (I have no idea what’s going on with perpetrator #2). I feverishly tried to get all the information I could possibly scrounge about legal proceedings and what I would be required to do with help from the Swedish courts webpage. Luckily it was pretty straightforward, and I had my manager/role-model with me for support, she even sat down for a little fika (a swedish coffee break, only with the coffee replaced by sweet delicious creaming hot cocoa with whipped cream for me) to calm me down.

Tingsrätt (district court)

The experience was educational, if slightly negative. The proceedings started late, and no note was put on the door to warn us – and the woman in reception was of no help at all, as well as having the appearance of an alien who hadn’t gotten the hang of pretending to be human. We were waiting in the same area as his family eventually came to wait, all of whom I knew and had rented movies to/given movie advice to many many times. I, of course, didn’t realize that they were his family until AFTER I offered a cough drop to the woman coughing since I had other worries on my mind. The “bad guy” was brought up the stairs, handcuffed and escorted by two policemen past his family and myself and into a private room. The prosecutor explained what would happen (I didn’t tell him I’d already read the website, it never hurts to get more confirmation) to prepare me, and then I was to wait until I was called in.

the waiting hall, and someone’s forgotten coffee cup

I had to be sworn in by a very pleasant chairperson who said the oath and then I repeated after her: “I (your name) promise and affirm on my honour and faith that I will tell the whole truth and not omit, add or change anything.” (”Jag (ditt namn) lovar och försäkrar på heder och samvete, att jag skall säga hela sanningen och intet förtiga, tillägga eller förändra.”) Then I was asked to repeat the events of the evening, which I did. Shaking like a leaf the whole time, with my hands clenched together and trying to avoid looking at “the bad guy”. By the end of the story, my jaw was nearly vibrating my teeth together. I answered a few questions, although I have to say the defence attorney’s question wasn’t really a question and thus I had no way to answer it. “What direction was the other man standing”. Uhm, I don’t know… east? No, I didn’t answer that. I just told him that I was sorry but I didn’t understand the question, and he changed it to “did you come closer to the second man upon leaving the counter?”

After my testimony, I was free to stay, but I just booked it out of there as fast as I could, so I don’t even know what happened in the end. Maybe I’ll read about it in the paper, maybe I’ll get a letter. I also don’t know what will happen with the second perpetrator. I know the one I testified against was wanted on other charges as well, which is how he ended up in custody.

But all I could think about was if this was how horrible the entire experience felt for me, how awful is it for the family to watch the proceedings? How much worse is it for a rape victim? I truly hope I never need to do it again, but I’m glad I did do it. I’m glad I’ve done my duty and I’ve done what’s right, despite all my fears of reprisal. I was also compensated for the loss of salary due to being needed in court, which was a nice surprise.

And people? Don’t rob your fucking local video store.

Bunny demonstrates what you will look like if you mess with nikkitaa

postscript: Thanks to HL for supporting me, the designer of www.domstol.se and BaroqueW for giving Bunny a photoshoot.

postscript²: I love Bunny!

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SL Widget: update

I would like to notify you of the recent update of widget SL maintained by Niklas Frykholm. This update suppresses the need to my modifications, maybe some of them were added (cf. this previous article), I don’t know… Any way, I strongly recommend upgrading to this new version.
Screenshot SL

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Field Work in Falun

Spindly trees struggling to grow in heaps of copper slag. Welcome to Falun.
As a part of the course I’m taking at Stockholm University, my class needed to go to Falun in order to do the interviews and research necessary for a field work report. (I’m studying ethnology aka cultural anthropology for Americans.) My research was actually focused on the wolves of Dalarna, the hunters, and the politics between Stockholm and Falun concerning the wolves. But enough about that – on to the sites of Falun. First store we see - a hunting goods store. We’re in the right place!

Most of you probably have absolutely no idea where Falun is or why anyone would want to do any sort of research there. Falun is in Dalarna County, home of Falun sausages (falukorv) and Dalecarian horses (dalahäst), both of which are taken for granted by Swedes to be a part of the Swedish culture.

It’s also considered to have an importance to the entire world, because it is one of UNESCO’s world heritage sites. The mining area of the Great Copper Mountain in Falun is considered world heritage because it was one of the major producers of copper, as well as developing mining techniques that influenced the mining all over the world. For some odd reason this means that the copper slag heaps are “protected”. I never got a chance to visit the mine, but the evidence of it was all around. The streams of water have green edges. The hills of earth are bright orange and copper, even the symbol for copper, features heavily which is sort of amusing from a feminist point of view as the symbol for copper is the same as the symbol for women. Do the men have to be extra manly to make up for their town symbol being feminine?Can you spot the copper symbol?

The houses are almost all painted using a special red paint called Falu Red which is actually based on the residue from the mines, full of silicates, iron oxides, copper compounds and zinc. It’s actually forbidden to paint a falu red house another colour in Falun. Way to support the local industry!Classic Falu red painted home

We stayed in a local youth hostel, but not just any youth hostel, oh no. Our youth hostel was the “Falun Prison” (Falunfängelse). We stayed in “cells”. With bars on the windows. The disturbing thing is that this place was in operation until 1995 but still felt completely non-modern, which isn’t so unusual considering it was first put into operation in 1849. They claim it’s been completely rebuilt, and as I haven’t found any pictures of how it looked pre-youth hostel, I guess I’ll have to accept that. But the guys were standing in square metal tubs for their showers.

We also had the added joy of sharing our accommodations with some kind of Nordic youth symphony group, who had no concept of “quiet after 11pm”, or even “don’t go around pounding on everyone’s door at 7:30am”. The second morning they stood and pounded (while giggling) on one person’s (metallic) door long enough to wake me up, have me climb out of my top bunk bed – which has no ladder – and go out into the hall to shout loud enough to be heard over the banging, with barely controlled murderous fury – “Excuse me, but there are OTHER people sleeping here.” They’re lucky letting go of the door would have locked me out of my room. And that it was cold.

Blueberries LingonOn the nicer side of things, my project partner and I had time to take a long walk through the forests of Falun which was the most appealing part of the entire trip. We literally walked through a field of blueberries, taking up handfuls of them as we walked. Even a few lingon berries were floating around. There were also a lot of mushrooms around, including the infamous spotted mushroom, fly mushroom (flugsvamp). According to the 19th centuries popular unproved urban legends, the Vikings were purported to carry these mushrooms on them in order to help them go “berserk”. But these are the same people who think that Viking helmets have horns on them.
A lone spotted mushroom, no fairies, toads or vikings in the vicinity.

Taking up another chance to be immersed in nature, we also visited a sheep farmer. With evil sheep. Even a black ram. They were actually slightly cunningly smart though, because they were aware that the fence was electrified, and kept a safe distance. (No, I didn’t try to coax them closer for fun but when we first approached the pasture they all got hyperactive and came running over as fast as their little sheep legs could go. Expecting to be fed, I suppose.) It’s a good thing I hadn’t seen Black Sheep yet.
Biding their time. Baaaah.

Falun wasn’t all plants and animals though. It also boasts a very impressive nightclub/bar called Harrys. Every section of the restaurant had it’s own cultural theme, from Egypt to England – probably based on the idea that the Dalarna people were one of the most widely traveled groups of people in Sweden (due to the land being poor and having a low yield, they often went off in work groups to work in distant cities to earn extra money). Of all things, the entrance was guarded by none other than Super Mario. I have to say that they made one nearly glaringly offensive mistake. The Native American statues are wearing American flag patterned skirts. So wrong, in so many ways.

Even without the interviews, it was an informative trip and a great chance to get to see more of Sweden!

Super Mario sees you, AND your lousy fake ID

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Movie Release Calendar for Sweden

Here comes a tiny calendar using the database of Film-punkten which displays a list by date of coming movies for Sweden, whether they are American, Swedish or others: here.

It is coded in PHP and uses phpiCalendar.

You can subscribe to that calendar with iCal or other software with this address: http://www.baroquew.net/movieswe/calendars/Movies.ics.

Enjoy it and enjoy your movies!

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